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Tidewater Lanes
Code of the table

The rules nobody reads until they break one

House rules, in plain language — what's expected at the door, at the tables and at the counter, every night the room is open.

At the door

Eighteen and over, no exceptions

  • Eighteen and over only — photo ID is checked at the door, no exceptions made for anyone.
  • There's no cover charge and no membership required to find a seat on any given night.
  • Closed-toe shoes aren't required, but thongs get a raised eyebrow from the regulars, if nothing else.
  • Groups larger than six are welcome but may be split across two tables depending on the night.
At the tables

The dealer's word is final

  • The house dealer's ruling is final on any disputed hand, cut or shuffle, no arguments taken to a second table.
  • Chips are for points only; nobody exchanges them for cash at any table, at any time, for any reason.
  • New players are welcome to ask for the rules of any game before a hand starts, not partway through it.
  • Phones stay off the felt and on silent — step outside if a call can't wait for the next break.
  • A seat left empty for more than one full hand may be offered to someone waiting for a table.
At the counter

Tea's poured, not self-served

  • Tea and coffee are poured by counter staff only; nobody serves themselves from behind it, regulars included.
  • The counter closes an hour before last hand, in line with the room's usual close.
  • Water is free and refilled without being asked — the tables get warm by midnight.
  • No poker machines and no pokies sit behind that counter — it's a card room, nothing else.